Irit At Evita's

I tell all the true stories because no fiction is wilder than real life! NEW STAND-UP, STORIES & SONGS at Evita Se Perron: Sat 12 Dec, 2pm

Till now, I have been telling the tale of going from fame-ish to bedridden, cheating death, and returning to the limelight like an attention-seeking missile. Now I am serving up more tea - real snippets from my crazy life.

There's the manic childhood: kidnapped by my father from Tel Aviv at four, dragged around Europe, then deposited in South Africa among a bunch of alkies and abusers. The fabulous career in the spotlight, followed by my spectacular descent into darkness. The rebuilding of my life in the tiny town of Darling. And, of course, the men I ve loved and left - until I finally decided that the only cure for relationship issues... is being celibate.

I know, it doesn't sound funny, but remember: TRAGEDY + TIME = COMEDY. When you laugh, you lighten the load!

• Saturday 12 December
• 2:00pm (with a post-show meet-and-greet!)
• Evita Se Perron, Darling (just an hour from Cape Town)
• Tickets: R100
• Bookings: CLICK THE LINK

Make a day of it! Come early for the Simply Darling Market, enjoy a delicious country lunch, and explore Evita se Perron a riot of South African history, colour and art, and the legacy of the most famous white woman in South Africa , onse eie Tannie Evita Bezuidenhout!

DARLING IS MAGIC. So book your tickets, come do Darling, and let's have a lekker afternoon.